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Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list? Chandle
Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit....
Monica is in her bed but can't fall asleep] Monica (voiceover)
If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes....
Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would - would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush.
..But I'm not gonna do that. Excerp...
Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini. Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo?...
Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
Chandler: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild. ...
Rachel: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night.
I do not think about what our children's names are go...
Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did [think Chandler was gay].
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't? Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I...
Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
[Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
Rachel is on the phone] Rachel: Okay. [listens] Okay, daddy we'll see you tomorrow night.
[listens] Okay bye-bye. [hangs up] Ross: We? Rachel...
Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the "Mattress King"?
Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler....

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