Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me!
No matter how dumb my suggestions are. -- Homer Simpson Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy...
Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the backyard is cruel.
Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel....
Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.
X would say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J....
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa's First Word...
Homer: You know what? Grampa: What? Homer: We're both screw-ups.
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day! Marge
It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool....
Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2% and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.
-- Homer Simpson You Only Move Twice...
Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance....
Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...

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