Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
-- Homer Simpson Homer's Phobia...
Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer. Home
It is? Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers....
I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog....
Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn. Home...
Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid .
.. Donna Dixon. -- Homer Simpson Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
.. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.
Now I'm a big fat dynamo. -- Homer Simpson King-Size Home...
So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
-- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Australia...

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