Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.
-- Homer Simpson The Call of the Simpso...
Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.
-- Homer Simpson Bart After Dark...
Homer: We always have one good kid and one lousy kid.
Why can't both our kids be good? Marge: We have three kids, Homer. Separate Vacatio...
Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror V
It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha.
What I mean to say is: We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise. -- Homer Si...
This is even more painful than it looks. -- Homer Simpson Brother from the Same Plane
The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes .
.. Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet!...
Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons. Stark Raving Dad...
Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders .
.. my friend! Lenny: What'd he say? Carl: I dunno....

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