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You Might be a Microsoft Employee If... 1. Every night you dream of torturing Linus Torvalds 2.
Every morning you say, "I pledge allegiance to the logo of the United Corporation of Microsoft....
What's good for Standard Oil is good for Microsoft.
Two computer people discussing those old stories about Bill Gates' name adding up to 666 in ASCII
"I hear that if you play the NT 4.0 CD backwards, you get a satanic message" "....
Microsoft should abandon the funny looking Windows logo and just hoist the Jolly Roger.
-- LinuxToday...
All of you people should be ashamed of yourselves! MicroSoft is the reason there are so many people in my IS department, and the reason half of us have jobs.
If Sun had won, we could probably get by w...
The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux computer.
It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell.
Use Linux - the free 32 bit operating system....
Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
Bill Gates did not realize was that his daughter would grow up to be a rebel and would never use anything but Linux for her whole life.

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