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There's the light at the end of the the Windows. -- Havlik Deni
Linux: Where do you want to GO... Oh, I'm already there! -- Ewout Stam
Windows: Where do you WANT to go TODAY? You WANT to, but you'll never get there.
And you can go to only ONE place per day. -- Ewout Stam...
Windows contains FAT. Use Linux -- you won't ever have to worry about your weight.
-- Ewout Stam...
Microsoft DOS/NT (doesn't) provide the means to WIN! -- Ewout Stam
Crashing is violent; that's why there are more violent games for Windows - and they'll always work.
-- Ewout Stam...
People use dummies for crash-tests. Windows is so difficult they had to educate the dummies first -- by giving them "Windows for Dummies" books!
-- Ewout Stam...
Q: How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It cannot be done. You will need to upgrade your house....
So what is the best way to protect yourself against the ILOVEYOU virus?
Install Linux. If that's not an option, try uninstalling Windows. -- Geoff Johnso...
Windows: The first user interface where you click Start to turn it off.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...

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