Humorix Misc

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When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".
-- Linus Torvald...
Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since sliced bread.
We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds. -- Linus Torvald
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph.
They'd be a...
Linux: Where Don't We Want To Go Today?
Vini, vidi, Linux!
Microsoft seems to have gotten a lot of mileage out of the C2 rating for NT with no network connection.
I wonder if a B3 rating for Linux with no power cord might be of value....
Linux -- Have you administered a real OS today?
Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!

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