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A truly stable environment would be a concrete basement with no windows!
Computers are no different. -- Carey McLelland...
I took the Pepsi challenge and chose Linux. -- Carey McLelland
Linux - because software problems should not cost money. -- Shlomi Fish
Double your disk space - delete Windows! -- Albert Dorofeev
The Edsel. New Coke. Windows 2000. All mandatory case studies for bizschool students in 2020.
-- Bear Giles (in a LinuxToday post)...
If your OS needs a virus detector... RUN!!! ...Out and buy Linux! -- Tim Wrigh
I will never trust someone called GATES that sells WINDOWS. -- Federico Romá
Microsoft technology" -- isn't that an oxymoron? -- Gareth Barnard
Are you tired of being a crash test dummy for Microsoft? Discover Linux. -- Gareth Barnard
MCSE == Mentally Challenged Slave of the Empire. -- Gareth Barnard
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