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Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.
Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
Windows NT, from the people who invented EDLIN!
Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruse
What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot water.
-- Matt Welsh...
Why use Windows, since there is a door?
Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
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