Humorix Misc

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Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people actually want products that suck.
-- Bruno Bratti...
Linux: transforms your microcomputer in a workstation.
Windows NT: transforms your workstation in a microcomputer. -- Paulo F. Sedrez...
At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1 - Use Linux!
Everyone seems so impatient and angry these days. I think it's because so many people use Windows at work -- do you think you'd be Politeness Man after working on Windows 8 hrs.
or more? -- Chip...
NT 5.0 so vaporous it's in danger of being added to the periodic table as a noble gas.
-- From Slashdot.org...
It's spelled Linux, but it's pronounced `Not Windows' It's spelled Windows, but it's pronounced `Aieeeeeeee!
' -- Shannon Hendrix...
My Beowulf cluster will beat your Windows NT network any day. -- wbogardt@gte.ne
Get it up, keep it up... LINUX: Viagra for the PC. -- Chris Abbey
It's no wonder they call it WinNT; WNT = VMS++; -- Chris Abbey
Peace, Love and Compile the kernel... -- Justin L. Herrema

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