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Windows 95 never has bugs. It just develops random features.
In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon.
Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium 200 to run Microsoft Windows 95....
Microsoft is to Software as McDonalds is to Cuisine.
Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!
DOS Tip of the Day: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS file.
Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the computers that Bill Gates made $
100 million crashing last weekend....
I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page fault!
?! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!...
Intel Inside, Idiot Outside.

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