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The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
What are YOU doing to oppose the Microsoft Juggernaut?
Bill Gates to his broker: "You idiot, I said $150 million on SNAPPLE!!!
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!
Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.
Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." -- logical conclusio...
MS-DOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years of careful developme
The memory management in Windows 95 can be used to frighten small children.
How dare the government intervene to stifle innovation in the computer industry!
That's Microsoft's job, dammit!...

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