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Better dead than Redmond.
It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man to make them work, and a god to make them do anything useful.
Virus error: A virus has been activated in a DOS session.
The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again....
Blackmail Error: Send $200 to Bill Gates or your computer will get so messed up it will never work again.
Windows 95 has been operating for 2 hours, 32 minutes.
No errors reported. CALL GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS NOW!...
Windows found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K
Please insert the floppy disk labeled Windows NT Installation CD-ROM into Drive A:.
Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a d...
We are very nervous about the release of Windows 2000.
This OS takes up gigabytes of hard drive space. When users 'upgrade' to Win2K, they won't have any space on their hard drive for our products!...
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a friendly game of Frisbee at the Gates estate on the shore of Lake Washington.
At one point, Bill accidentally sends the Frisbee over Steve's head, and the Fri...

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