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First Law of Corporate Planning: Anything that can be changed will be changed up until there is no time left to change anything.
First Law of Debate: Never argue with a fool -- people might forget who's who.
First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective....
First Law of Kitchen Confusion: In a family recipe that you discovered in an old book, the most vital measurement will be illegible.
First Law of Living: As soon as you're doing what you wanted to be doing, you want to be doing something else.
First Law of Money Dynamics: A surprise monetary windfall will be accompanied by an unexpected expense of the same amount.
First Law of Office Murphology: Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading i...
First Law of Soci-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
First Law of Travel: It always takes longer to get there than to get back.
First Political Principle: No politician talks taxes during an election year.

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