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Ground Rule for Laboratory Workers: When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
Gualtieri's Law of Inertia: Where there's a will, there's a won't.
Gummidge's Law: The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.
Hadley's First Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
Hadley's Second Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.
Haldane's Law: The universe is not only queerer than we suppose, it's queerer than we CAN suppose.
Hamilton's Rule for Cleaning Glassware: The spot you are scrubbing is always on the other side.
Corollary: If the spot is on the inside, you won't be able to reach it....
Hane's Law: There is no limit to how bad things can get.
Hanggi's Law: The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it....
Hansen's Library Axiom: The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

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