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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
Finagle's Sixth Rule: Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
Finagle's Eight Rule: Teamwork is essential . . . it allows you to blame someone else.
Finman's Bargain Basement Principle: The one you want is never the one on sale.
First Law for Freelance Artists: A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.
First Law of Applied Terror: When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
First Law of Bridge: It's always the partner's fault.
First Law of Business Meetings: The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion to the importance of the notes being taken.
First Law of Class Scheduling: Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.
First Law of Computer Programming: Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

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