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Golub's Second Law of Computerdom: A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected
a carefully planned project takes only twice as long....
Gourd's Axiom: A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Gray's Bus Law: A bus will arrive only when the would-be rider has walked to a point so close to the destination that it is no longer worthwhile to board the bus.
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Greer's Third Law: A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
Grelb's Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above-average drivers.
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
Grossman's Lemma: Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.
Grossman's Misquote of H.L. Mencken: Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.

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