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Flugg's Rule: The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out lane.
Fourth Law of Kitchen Confusion: The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.
Fowler's Note: The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.
Fox on Levelology: What will get you promoted on one level will get you killed on another.
Fox on Problematics: When a problem goes away, the people working to solve it do not.
Freeman's Extension: . . . but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.
Freivald's Law: Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work.
The Freeway Axiom: The driver behind you wants to go five miles per hour faster.
Frothingham's Fourth Law: Urgency varies inversely with importance.
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will fall over.

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