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Hardin's Law: You can never do just one thing.
Harris' Lament: All the good ones are taken.
Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Hecht's Fourth Law: There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.
Heid's First Law: Women's Liberation didn't.
Heid's Law of Lines: No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.
Heid's Observation: Junk mail never quits.
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: The location of all objects cannot be know simultaneously.
Corollary: If a lost thing is found, something else will disappear....
Helga's Rule: Say no, then negotiate.
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