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First Postulate of Iso-Murphism: Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.
First Principle for Patients: Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is or how to treat it.
First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.
First Rule of Intelligent Tinkering: Save all the parts.
First Rule of Negative Anticipation: You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.
First Rule of Superior Inferiority: Don't let your superiors know you're better than they are.
Fish's First Law of Animal Behavior: The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavio
Fiske's Teenage Corollary to Parkinson's Law: The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.
Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world's composed of aluminum and vinyl.

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