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Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Jaffe's Precept: There are some things that are impossible to know -- but it is impossible to know what these things are.
Jana's Law of Love: A dandelion from a lover means more than an orchid from a friend.
Jana's Second Law of Love: Better a pebble given out of love than a diamond given out of duty.
Jaruk's Second Law: If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company will insist upon repairing the old one.
Corollary: If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the company will insi...
Jay's First Law of Leadership: Changing things is central to leadership
changing them before anyone else does is creativity....
Joe's Law: The business contact that you have developed at great expense is the first person to be let go in any corporate reorganization.
John's Collateral Corollary: In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
Johnson's Law: The number of minor illnesses among the employees is inversely proportionally to the health of the organization.
Johnson's Second Law: If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.

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