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Johnson's Third Law: If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue which contained the article, story or installment you were most anxious to read.
Corollary: All of your friends e...
Jones's Law: The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
Jones's First Law of TV Programming: The only new show worth watching will be cancelled.
Jones's Second Law of TV Programming: If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.
Jones's Third Law of TV Programming: The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.
Jones's Law of Zoos and Museums: The most interesting specimen will not be labeled.
Jose's Axiom: Nothing is a temporary as that which is called permanent.
Corollary: Nothing is a permanent as that which is called temporary....
Juhani's Law: The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.
Karinthy's Definition: A bus is a vehicle that goes on the other side in the opposite direction.
Katz's Law: Men and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

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