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Farrell's Law of New-Fangled Gadgetry: The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
Felson's Law: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Femo's Law of Automotive Engine Repairing: If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
Ferguson's Precept: A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing.
Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
Fifth Law of Unreliability: To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.
Fifth Rule of Politics: When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

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