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I Figure I'm Pretty Good With The Bullshit But I Love Listening To An Expert.
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I figure I'm pretty good with the bullshit but I love listening
to an expert. Keep talking.
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I figure I'm pretty good with the bullshit but I love listening to an expert. Keep talking.
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