Too Bad You Can't Just Grab A Tree By The Very Tip-top And Bend It Clear Over The Ground And Then Let Her Fly, Because I Bet You'd Be Amazed At All The Stuff That Comes Flying Out.

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Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it
clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be
amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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