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A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. -- Matz's Maxim
A conclusion is what you've come to when you reach the point where you can't think anymore.
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartme
What kind of work do you do? they were asked. My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher, the wife replied....
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Alle...
A conference of Polish economists was convened. It's object was to try to find a way of increasing the value of the zloty.
One delegate suggested that they drill four holes in them and sell them a...
A conjecture both deep and profound Is whether a circle is round.
In a paper of Erdos written in Kurdish A counterexample is found....
A conqueror is always a lover of peace. -- Karl von Clausewitz (1780-1831) [from "On wa
copied by Lenin in his notebook, with notation, "Ah, Ah, witty".]...
A conscience cannot prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it. -- Harry Hershfield

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