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A computer isn't expensive IF you pay enough for it.
A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Ratliffe, _Technology Review_ April, 1992...
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
A computer may not be able to foul things up as well as a human being, but it does it much faster and with a great deal more efficiency.
A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
A Computer Programmer is a machine for turning Coke into code.
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
A computer, to print out a fact, Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
But this output can be No more than debris, if the input was short of exact. -- Gigo...
A computer without software just decorates your desk.

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