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After this fight he (Kirkland Lang) can look himself in the face.
After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.
After three days without reading, talk becomes flavorless. -- Chinese proverb
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
He said, 'No hablo ingles.' -- Ronnie Shake...
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant.
Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist....
After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!
After winning the decathlon, Jim Thorpe was told by the King of Sweden, "You are the world's greatest athlete.
Thorpe replied, "Thanks, King....
After winning the pennant one year, Casey Stengel commented, "I couldn'ta done it without my players.
After wisdom comes wit. -- Evan Esa

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