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After the lawyers are all dead, kill the Politicians!
After the party was over, he just sort of lay there, grazing on the carpet.
After the quake, you have the Stanford _piecewise_ Linear Accelerato
After the solution screws up the project, all those who initially endorsed it will say, 'I wish I had voiced my reservations at the time.
'...
After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money.
I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding....
After the troll's lightning-fast attack, you note the absence of your heart and kidneys.
After the verb "to love," "to help" is the most beautiful verb in the world.
-- Baroness Bertha von Suttne...
After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes.
There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight....
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? -- Steven Wrigh
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
-- Farnsdick's Corollary to the 5th Corollary...

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