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After you have exhausted what there is in business, politics, conviviality, and so on - have found that none of these finally satisfy, or permanently wear - what remains?
Nature remains. -- Walt Whi...
After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
After you use Kleenex, does it become Dirtiex?
After you've done a thing the same way for two years look it over carefully.
After five years look at it with suspicion and after ten years throw it away and start all over again....
After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history.
A full belly doth not engender a subtle wit. -- George Pettie
A full belly makes a dull brain.
-- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) - [and the local candy machine man]...
A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world. -- Solomon Sho

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