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A good writer must have more than vin rose in his veins, use more than Chablis for ink.
-- Edward Abbey...
A googoolplex of channels, and nothing's on TV!
Agoraphobia the claustrophobic man got sick of his small room, so he moved into his closet.
A gossip is a person with a keen sense of humour.
A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
-- Lisa Kirk...
A gourmet thinking calories is a tart looking at a clock.
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a governement big enough to take from you everything you have.
-- Gerald R. Ford...
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Resto
A government needs one hundred soldiers for every guerilla it faces.
-- Fulgencio Batista (1901-1973)...
A government solution to a problem is always followed by the creation of at least two additional problems, either of which was worse than the original problem which the government set out to solve.

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