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A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America.
A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle. A giant panda bear is really a member of the racoon family....
A Guinness a day, keeps the doctor away!
A gulf profound as that Serbonian bog Betwixt Damiata and Mount Casius old, Where armies whole have sunk
he parching air Burns frore, and cold performs th' effect of fire. Thither by harpy-footed Fu...
A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
A guru went to the dentist and said, "I'd like to transcend dental medication." -- Dr. Dean Edell
A guy asked me if I had the time. I said yes, but not right now.
A guy asked me what living in NYC was like - told him to wait 54 years.
A guy bought a farm. He didn't know anything about farms, but he bought one anyway.
He decides he's going to plant something. Anything....
A guy down the hall has a wooden stake in his window with a sign that reads "BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF VAMPIRE.
A guy goes into a drugstore on a Friday and says, "Give me a gross of those safes.
He comes back Monday and says, "There were only 143 in that gross....

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