Quotations - Laws

Quotations - Laws

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This is a collection of sometimes imagined, sometimes observed, and sometimes empirical laws of nature, 'science', and technology.
Gleaned from usenet, several authoritative books on the subject, d...
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. The Airplane Law
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of. Allen's Law
Don't force it; get a larger hammer. Anthony's Law of Force
Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop...
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
Corollary to Anthony's Law of the Workshop...
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Fifth Law of Applied Terro
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terro...

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