Quotations - Old

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That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them. -- Dorothy Parke
The Abrams' Principle: The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
The Briggs/Chase Law of Program Developme
The C Programming Language -- A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the readability of assembly language.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost would never throw the Devil out of Heaven as long as they still need him as a fourth for bridge.
-- Letter in New Libertarian Notes #19...
The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.
The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it.
The Gods don't like competition.
The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences The one who has the gold makes the rules.
The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.

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