Quotations - Old

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The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies.
The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
The greatest lies of all time: (1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for. (4) The check is in the mail....
The hands that help are better far than the lips that pray. -- Robert G. Ingersoll
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstei
The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.
-- Monty Pytho...
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.

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