Quotations - Old

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The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the Commandments.
Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I'v...
The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad -- get even.
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
-- Anatole France...
The Leprechaun Gold Tru$t is no division of the Magic Memory Vault.
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22...
The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
-- Macaulay, "History of England, I...
The Real Man's Arctic Breakfast: Ingredients: one bottle of whisky, ten pounds of raw meat.
Throw the meat to huskies. Drink the whisky....
The Real Man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingred...
The Roman Rule The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

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