Quotations - Old

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The early worm gets the bird.
The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent.
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.
-- Jean-Paul Kauffma...
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
The end of the world will occur at 3:00 p.m., this Friday, with symposium to follow.
The fact that it works is immaterial. -- L. Ogbo
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. -- Abbie Hoffma
The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
-- Robert Helle...
The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do.
-- McCloctnik the Lucid...
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV

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