Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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When in doubt, use brute force. -- Ken Thompso
When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. -- Dylan Thoma
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff. -- Chinese proverb
When the candles are out all women are fair. -- Plutarch
When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical. -- Jon Carroll
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -- Hunter S. Thompso
When the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground.
-- Old Jewish saying [How come there aren't ever any "New Jewish sayings?" Ed.]...
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.
-- Thomas Paine...

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