Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it. -- Charles Merrill Smith
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is. -- Robespierre
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
-- Samuel Johnso...
When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes.
The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. ...
When all other means of communication fail, try words.
When are you buttheads gonna learn that you can't oppose Gestapo tactics *with* Gestapo tactics?
-- Reuben Flagg...
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white men came, an Indian said simply "Ours.
-- Vine Deloria, Jr....
When choosing between evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before. -- Mae We

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