Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified your attitude toward him.
You have given a definite answer to a definite problem....
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
-- Winston Churchill, On formal declarations of wa...
When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't know the answer either.
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. -- The Wall Street Journal
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really". -- Dave Parna
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith...
Whether you can hear it or not The Universe is laughing behind your back.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...

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