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Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.
Power means not having to respond.
Never kick a man unless he's down.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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