Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
Canada Bill Jone's Motto: It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Supplement: A .44 magnum beats four aces....
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Cave(wo)men all belong to the same club.
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move....
Chaste makes waste.
Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

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