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Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
Don't feed the bats tonight.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Don't play hack at your work, your boss might hit you.
Don't remember what you can infer. -- Harry Tenna
Don't shoot until you're sure you both aren't on the same side.
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price.
.. -- Tom Lehre...
Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them....
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