Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash...
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law: When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterto...
Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
Clark Kent is a transvestite.
Coito ergo sum.
College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

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