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Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Gei
Death is nature's way of saying 'Howdy'.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- G. B. Shaw...
Descend in order to meet more decent monsters.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
-- John Barrymore's dying word...
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
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