Quotations - Old

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Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.
Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired....
Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, then you die.
Crime does not pay...as well as politics. -- A. E. Newma
Cunnilingus is next to godliness.
Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? First you rape, then you pillage!!
David was just a shepherd who liked to get his rocks off in leather.
DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve....
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

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