Quotations - Old

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Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true. -- Nietzsche
Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it." "You and what army?
"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop....
Fie for shame, you lascivious, lewd, lecherous, libidinous, lustful, licentious, dirty bum!!
Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom
one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do....
Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Finagle's first Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
Finagle's second Law: No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it (b) fake it (c) believe it happened according to his own pet theory.

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