Quotations - Old

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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencke
For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years.
This gives me great hope for the human race. -- Harlan Elliso...
Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing el...
Fourth Law of Hacking: you will find the exit at the entrance.
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will fall over.
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. -- H. H. William
G's Third Law: In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
magic and bullshit. H's Dictum: There is no magic......
Gautama Principle: You cannot cross a river in two leaps.
George Orwell was an optimist.
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it.
Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in his hand....

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