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Is there a Life before Death?
Issawi's Laws of Progress: The Course of Progre
Most things get steadily worse. The Path of Progre...
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
It is a sad commentary on today's society that this fortune has to be classified as "offensive" simply because it contains the word "fuck".
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity
and it's a pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men straight into the sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their color....
It is bad luck to be superstitious. -- Andrew W. Mathi
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-- Kehlog Albra...
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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