Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
Law of Communications: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary...
Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
Learn how to spell. Play Hack.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Legalize free-enterprise murder: why should governments have all the fun?
Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
Leprechauns hide their gold in a secret room.

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